Because it seems as if big business can just "decide" to take over private property and because Joe can technically "appoint" himself to the Senate. We here at PATHLLC have decided to "appoint" ourselves as the non-official (but one of the best) campaign manager entity for Joe as he embarks on his scheme and plots his way to the Senate.
Jack _ _ _ (insert whatever you want here) JOE
Braying All The Way To the Senate
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